When I Walk In The Street I Get Asked The Time So Many Times That I Now Reply, What Time Is It? It Is The Time You Have Spent. And The Time You Have Achieved. And The Time You Are!

When I walk in the street I get asked the time so many times that I now reply, What time is it? It is the time you have spent. And the time you have achieved. And the time you are!

Robert D Dangoor

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I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all right, just hold a mobile phone by your mouth.

Robert D Dangoor

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A Schizophrenic patient is told by a nurse, So you hear voices, such as your name being called out! The patient replied, Well at least I dont answer to somebody elses name.

Robert D Dangoor

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Telephone calls have always begun with the question: How are you? But with the mobile phone revolution, it is always followed by another: Where are you?

Robert D Dangoor

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