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When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong.
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Spring is nature's way of saying, Let's party!
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
Reality: What a concept!
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