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Henry Louis Mencken Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Mar 2023
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A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after that he begins to bunch them.
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Everyman is thoroughly happy twice in his life, just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.
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We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
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Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.
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Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.
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To wage a war for a purely moral reason is as absurd as to ravish a woman for a purely moral reason
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Voting is simply a way of determining which side is the stronger without putting it to the test of fighting
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Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right
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It seems to me that a great university ought to have room in it for men subscribing to every sort of idea that is currently prevalent
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The theory seems to be that as long as a man is a failure he is one of God's children, but that as soon as he succeeds he is taken over by the Devil.
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Theology is the effort to explain the unknowable in terms of the not worth knowing.
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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
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Temptation is an irresistible force at work on a movable body
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And out of each (schoolhouse) is vomited the standard product of the New Pedagogy - an endless procession of adolescents who have been taught everything save that which is true, and outfitted with every trick save those that are socially useful
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For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong.
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A society made up of individuals who were all capable of original thought would probably be unendurable.
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Socialism: nothing more than the theory that the slave is always more virtuous than his master
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When a new source of taxation is found it never means, in practice, that the old source is abandoned. It merely means that the politicians have two ways of milking the taxpayer where they had one before.
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A sense of humor always withers in the presence of the messianic delusion, like justice and truth in front of patriotic passion
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Science, at bottom, is really anti-intellectual. It always distrusts pure reason, and demands the production of objective fact.
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