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Sarah Silverman Quotes & Sayings
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31 entries tagged including 2 subtopics.
Last updated Apr 2024
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Some people need Hell. If youre the type of guy who sees a hooker in an alleyway and instinctively thinks, 'Hey, now theres something I could rape and kill without any consequences,' then the concept of Hell might really keep you out of trouble.
Sarah Silverman
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Look at the people who are kind of the funniest cultures, they're the cultures of the people who have been the most oppressed, black people and Jews. Not that they're the only funny people, but culturally, it comes from the pain, you know?
Sarah Silverman
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Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
Sarah Silverman
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Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated.
Sarah Silverman
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I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.
Sarah Silverman
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I was going to get an abortion the other day. I totally wanted an abortion. And it turns out I was just thirsty.
Sarah Silverman
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Great News! If you quit being cunty the whole world will stop being against you!
Sarah Silverman
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People say I'm a nice girl saying terrible things. I tend to say the opposite of what I think. You hope that the absolute power of that transcends, and reaches the audience.
Sarah Silverman
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People are always introducing me as 'Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne.' I HATE that! I wish people would see me for who I really am, I'm white!
Sarah Silverman
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You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman
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Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Sarah Silverman
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They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
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The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Sarah Silverman
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That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
Sarah Silverman
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Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
Sarah Silverman
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It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
Sarah Silverman
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I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman
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I really think everything is fair game.
Sarah Silverman
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I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
Sarah Silverman
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I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
Sarah Silverman
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