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Tracy Morgan Quotes & Sayings
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Last updated Apr 2024
Tracy Morgan Topics
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Freaky-deakies need love too.
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I'm getting too old for this ship!
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Your haircut is offensive to lesbians!
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It's like a black barbie doll in Arizona - nobody's buying it!
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A book hasn't caused me this much trouble since Where's Waldo went to that barber pole factory.
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The future is like a Japanese game show, you have no idea what's going on.
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I want to hold a mirror up to society and then win world record for biggest mirror.
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I do not want to disappoint our Japanese public, especially Godzilla. Hahaha! Im just kidding, I know he doesn't care what humans do.
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Why dont Catholics eat meat on Fridays? Ill tell you why: Its because the Pope owns Long John Silvers.
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I can't read! I sign my name with an X! I once tried to make mashed potatoes with laundry detergent! I think I voted for Nader! NADER!
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Stop eating peoples old French fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Dont you know you can fly?
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Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets.
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Live every week like it's Shark Week.
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I love this cornbread so much, I wanna take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.
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That's why I can't watch American Idol ... it is like karaoke without the booze.
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I've dated all the females on Flavor of Love.
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White people stole jazz, rock n' roll, Will Smith, and heart disease.
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Tina Fey and I had an agreement that if Barack Obama won, I would speak for the show [30 Rock] from now on.
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I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into shooting, I was replaced by Jackie Chan.
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I'm the face of post racial America, deal with it Cate Blanchett.
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