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Carrot Before The Cart Quotes & Sayings
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I will never outgrow hopping on the back of a shopping cart and riding it downhill.
Unknown
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Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.
Erma Bombeck
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Why not upset the apple cart? If you don't, the apples will rot anyway.
Frank Howard Clark
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One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.
Lee Trevino
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How do homeless people always seem to get the shopping cart that has all four good wheels?
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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
Jim Davis
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Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
Erma Bombeck
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I hate when I think Ive found a parking space, only for it to turn out to be a cart corral.
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I got a pair of Js, I roll a pair of Js. We up in Diamond supply, spending that carrot cake.
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Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.
Tom Cole
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I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.
Carrot Top
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When religion and politics travel in the same cart, the riders believe nothing can stand in their way.
Frank Herbert
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The only sure rule in golf is he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
Mickey Mantle
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I go to see grand prix every year, and I watch every race on TV for sure. I probably go to three or four CART races and three or four Formula One races.
Emerson Fittipaldi
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I was out on the golf course, a guy came riding out in a golf cart and said, Did you know that Elvis died? And I just said, Well, there you go. It was like I had kinda been expecting it.
Mac Davis
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It was taunted as reality. It was dangled as a carrot. In terms of people's hopes and dreams, to say that that is less of a reality than the daily grind they find themselves in is maybe not correct.
Martin Mull
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A careful inspection showed them that, even if they succeeded in righting it by themselves, the cart would travel no longer. The axles were in a hopeless state, and the missing wheel was shattered into pieces.
Kenneth Grahame
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Patty Doyle
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On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.
Carrot Top
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