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Carrot Before The Cart Quotes & Sayings
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Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
Carrot Top
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I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.
Delta Burke
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Guys, it's like a little black box like this....wait, you stuck a box up his butt? A BOX?! couldn't you like find a carrot or something??
Davey Havok
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Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.
Robert Redford
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Reasonable, even intelligent people can, and frequently do, disagree on how best to achieve peace in the Middle East, but, peace must be the goal of our foreign policy tools, whether they be by the stick or by the carrot.
Nick Rahall
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I saw the Count lying within the box upon the earth, some of which the rude falling from the cart had scattered over him. He was deathly pale, just like a waxen image, and the red eyes glared with the horrible vindictive look which I knew so well.
Bram Stoker
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The original item looked like a little hand cart with the figure of a man mounted on a platform between the wheels. The man's outstretched arm always pointed south.
Kit Williams
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So many eager young bunnies that I'd love to pursue. Now even though they eaten out the palm eaten out the palm of my hand, there's only one carrot and they all gotta share it.
Bruno Mars
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The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.
Jon Stewart
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As a next dance gawn one come back in. Why dem bad mind u true yu dancin. Nuff a dem nuh love it fi wen yu flossin. True yu laughin you and yu hand cart pass him.
Elephant Man
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Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part where you try to hit the little ball; only the part where you drive the cart.)
Dave Barry
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I very rarely saw Tom Kite around. I've talked to Tom about it. I don't think Michael Jordan needed to be on the captain's cart with Kite; he needed to be walking in the gallery, supporting them from outside the ropes.
Payne Stewart
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Each man takes care that his neighbor shall not cheat him. But a day comes when he begins to care that he does not cheat his neighbor. Then all goes well -- he has changed his market-cart into a chariot of the sun.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not about starving your body, but treating your body like a Ferrari. You don't put in the crappiest gas you can find. You use supreme. In the long term, you'll run clean.
Carol Alt
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Wheeled in on a cart, lying dormant not dead, Hospital of immortality, butcher their patients bloody red, Taken to a dark room, fear of impending doom, The doctor straps you down, with an evil grin, Grabs his rusty blade, ripping through flesh and vein, He tortures his patients through evil means.
Young Dro
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Theres a lot of talk that I flipped over in a golf cart, thats fu..ing true. It did happen like three days ago. My a.. is on fire right now. My side hurt, my mouth hurt I bust my ass. Id show you the marks, but I dont wanna pull my pants down right now. I got my teeth fixed the same day. Rich ni... teeth.
T-Pain
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Well, Woppi King and Two Gun Rhygin did have a big fight. Still Doctor Sploom get involve, and draw him knife. So Professor Brown decide to part. Woppi King lick the man with a banana stalk, and send him reeling like a hand cart. Anyhow, Rubaal and Dyas, and Ken Cott send them regards and Woppi King.
Laurel Aitken
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