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Condoms And Tampons Quotes & Sayings
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Television executives are afraid to advertise condoms that could save lives, but do not blush about telecasting a National Geographic special on President Reagan's pelvic plumbing.
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Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th.
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If abortion is murder, then are condoms kidnapping...
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Condoms: If you are not 100% satisfied with our product, Happy Fathers Day!
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Fifty-six percent of all women carry condoms. The other 44% carry babies.
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The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms
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People that don't reuse water bottles and plastic bags are just as bad as the ones who don't reuse condoms.We have to save the earth people!
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The Pope has swept through Africa, where 5 million people are already infected with the AIDS virus, and which expects by the end of the century to have 10 million orphans whose parents have died of AIDS - and told them not to use condoms.
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Friends are like underwear, always near you. Good friends are like condoms, always protecting you. Best friends are like viagra, lift you up when you are down.
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American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for ribbed condoms sound like the Magna goddam Carta), but it has its own scruffy charm
Stephen King
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