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Facebook My Morning Paper Quotes & Sayings
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Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper?
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
Benjamin Franklin
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who decided that paper beats rock? Have someone hold up a sheet of paper in front of their face, then throw a rock at it. Who wins?
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Waking up in the morning and checking my Twitter like its the morning paper.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I'm not religious, but the first thing I do in the Morning is look at the clock and pray I have more time to sleep.
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The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that its my cellphone.
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Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It provides unbalanced friendships and a terrible source of depression
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I'm in a love/hate relationship with my bed. I love crawling into it at night, I hate leaving it in the morning.
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Miranda Priestly: Find me that piece of paper I had in my hand yesterday morning.
The Devil Wears Prada
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I hate those cheap pencils with erasers that mess up the paper more than the mistake you want to erase.
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Whoever coined the phrase 'You don't know what you got till its gone.' was talking about toilet paper, probably.
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There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
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So they were married-to be the more together- And found they were never again so much together, Divided by the morning tea, By the evening paper, By children and tradesmen's bills
Louis MacNeice
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I'm not one of those writers I learned about who get up in the morning, put a piece of paper in their typewriter machine and start writing. That I've never understood.
Wole Soyinka
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I don't care how old I am, if I go out to eat and there are crayons and paper placemats with puzzles... game on!
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Morning is silent, morning is calm, morning is beautifil, but morning is not complete without wishing you good and wonderful day.
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Good Morning, hope everyone is feeling blessed this morning praise God.
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That awkward moment when you wave your hand in front of a paper towel dispenser that isnt automatic.
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Each morning my characters greet me with misty faces willing, though chilled, to muster for another day's progress through the dazzling quicksand the marsh of blank paper.
John Updike
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