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Funny Math Teacher Retirment Quotes & Sayings
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So somebody told me that if I wasn't a coffee drinker yet, by the end of college I'd have to be, because a math major is so tough I would have to stay up very late. I was going to need coffee to do that. Well, merely because they said that, I never drank coffee in college, never got addicted to it, never needed it.
Danica McKellar
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My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal.
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I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because that to me is funny, as opposed to someone who stops and says, 'Hey let me tell you a joke.'
Paul Feig
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I Embark On Life, My Path Is All Math I Understand The Codes These Hackers Can't Crack I Understand That Folks Expect Ne To Fold Community Control To Violate Parole I Won't Fail, But A Lot Of Men Will I'm Iconic In The Field, Like Solomon's Seal.
Rick Ross
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You can be obsessed with makeup and hair products and, you know, your appearance and still be absolutely making smart life decisions and work on your smarts, develop your smarts by studying something like math. Then you'll make much better decisions on the brands of clothing that you buy or whatever it is that you want.
Danica McKellar
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I think I twisted my ankle yesterday at the Museum of Modern Art. Or maybe at the Ancient History Museum or the Native American Museum. But it was definitely hurting by the time we got to the Museum of Math and Science. I should probably stay back at the hotel today.
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The awkward moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers and you accidentally make eye contact.
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English Teacher were never going to finish this book if you constantly pick the illiterate people to read.
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I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.
A N Wilson
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If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure.
Bill Gates
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You know, a football coach is nothing more than a teacher. You teach them the same subject, and you have a group of new guys every year.
Darrell Royal
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Is it acceptable for me to go on Amazon and give my douche-bag teacher bad reviews on his book...
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He was very commanding, and you had to know what you were doing to work for Mr. Rogers. I learned how to ride very quickly with him as my riding teacher.
Glenn Ford
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There is no real teacher who in practice does not believe in the existence of the soul, or in a magic that acts on it through speech.
Allan Bloom
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A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbell's Soup kid.
Kate Clinton
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I do readings at the public library. I just did a benefit scene night for my old acting teacher.
Mark Ruffalo
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Dear teacher, I did study! But I forgot everything when I saw the paper....
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It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.
Albert Einstein
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It is commonly said that a teacher fails if he has not been surpassed by his students. There has been no failure on our part in this regard considering how far they have gone.
Edmond H Fischer
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If I were a teacher, I would ask on the first day of school 'now will the real slim shady please stand up?' after taking attendance.
Unknown
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