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Funny Old Age Eyesight Quotes & Sayings
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
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Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame; Youth is hot and bold, age is weak and cold; Youth is wild, and age is tame.
William Shakespeare
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Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
Helen Rowland
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Learning acquired in youth arrests the evil of old age; and if you understand that old age has wisdom for its food, you will so conduct yourself in youth that your old age will not lack for nourishment.
Leonardo Da Vinci
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All diseases run into one, old age.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Old age, especially an honoured old age, has so great authority, that this is of more value than all the pleasures of youth.
Marcus Tullius Cicero
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Harry S. Truman was broke and out of work at the age of 38. At the age of 45 he was the most powerful leader in the world.
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As technology advances, it reverses the characteristics of every situation again and again. The age of automation is going to be the age of do it yourself.
Marshall McLuhan
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Age has extremely little to do with anything that matters. The difference between one age and other is, as a rule, enormously exaggerated.
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I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
Henri Frederic Amiel
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Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age.
Aristotle
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Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.
Anne Bradstreet
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I hate people who say 'Age is just a number'...Age is clearly a word.
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Tom Wilson
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Age will bring all things, and everyone knows, Madame, that twenty is no age to be a prude.
Moliere
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Middle age is youth without levity, and age without decay.
Doris Day
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What could be more beautiful than a dear old lady growing wise with age? Every age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
Brigitte Bardot
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American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's license age than at voting age.
Marshall McLuhan
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