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Funny Short John Quotes & Sayings
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Getting married at 22 sounds a lot like leaving a party at 9:30pm.
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It is true that short forms of poetry have been cultivated in the Far East more than in modern Europe; but in all European literature short forms of poetry are to be found - indeed quite as short as anything in Japanese.
Lafcadio Hearn
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Our tree is actually a tree of the short-term interest rate. The average direction in which the short-term interest rate moves depends on the level of the rate. When the rate is very high, that direction is downward; when the rate is very low, it is upward.
John Hull
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Prayer should be short, without giving God Almighty reasons why he should grant this, or that; he knows best what is good for us.
John Selden
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I thought, I'm only going to be on this planet once, and only for a short time. What can I do with my life that will lead to permanent benefits?
John Templeton
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Thirdly, Death is nothing else but a change of a short and temporary for an unalterable and eternal condition.
John Pearson
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I would love to have a photographic memory. It would come in handy with the rants I'm given on Scrubs... often on short notice!
John C McGinley
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Life being very short, and the quiet hours of it few, we ought to waste none of them in reading valueless books.
John Ruskin
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
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I know a lot of funny people in a lot of funny places.
John Cougar Mellencamp
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I still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John Burroughs
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Boy: Why can't tampons talk? Girl: Because they're stuck up bi...es.
Dylan Nace
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.
Ronald Knox
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Most publishers seem very reluctant to publish short story collections at all; they bring them out in paperback, often disguised as novels.
John Sladek
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Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.
Jamie Farr
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Well, I think the best thing we can do for the short term is move good energy legislation through to the Congress; I'm encouraged that there's some prospect for that now.
John W Snow
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I hate it when people slag us off. We had done three tours during 1970 and we finished off feeling we had just about had enough. We had done so much in that short space of time, we were drained.
John Bonham
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Women on their period always ovary act.
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Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
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