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Funny Taxi Driver Quotes & Sayings
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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People go 'You look a lot like Minnie Driver.' Once I said, 'Thanks, Minnie is a great actress.' But, it blew up in my face. This person said, 'Nah, didn't like the last movie she did.
Minnie Driver
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I'm an awful driver. I'm not going to lie about it. I'm not a good driver. I tried for a long time to pretend that I was. There's a lot of road rage and a lot of times it's directed at something I've done on the road.
Kristen Bell
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Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
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Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous.
George Thorogood
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I think he [Archie Bunker] is in every man my age, no matter what he does, whether he's a vice president at Chase or a cab driver.
Carroll OConnor
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The difference between sentiment and being sentimental is the following: Sentiment is when a driver swerves out of the way to avoid hitting a rabbit on the road. Being sentimental is when the same driver, when swerving away from the rabbit, hits a pedestrian.
Frank Herbert
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My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.
Nikhil Saluja
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American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at driver's license age than at voting age.
Marshall McLuhan
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I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide...
Mitch Hedberg
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The driver is safer when the roads are dry; the roads are safer when the driver is dry.
Unknown
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I get out of the taxi and it's probably the only city which in reality looks better than on the postcards, New York.
Milos Forman
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I'd sing with Roberta Flack in a taxi if you called up and said she'd be in it.
Peabo Bryson
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The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.
Fred Allen
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I'm a terrible singer, but it helps when I have to call a taxi.
Gordon Getty
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You know, one of the biggest thrills I have is when famous people recognize me from Taxi.
Marilu Henner
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I have done almost every human activity inside a taxi which does not require main drainage.
Alan Brien
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I am a big fan of the TV series Taxi which combined comedy and pathos better than any other show I've seen.
Douglas Wood
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If, in New York, you arrive late for an appointment, say, "I took a taxi
Andre Maurois
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