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Funny Taxi Driver Quotes & Sayings
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But I have a driver, so I can return calls while I'm in the car.
Donna Shalala
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I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.
Tracey Gold
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I have to accept risk as a racing driver.
Emerson Fittipaldi
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
Jay Leno
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Our driver policy was partly dictated by who was available because of other contracts.
John Surtees
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Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead.
Tommy Bolt
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Indy makes the race driver. You become famous when you come here.
Rodger Ward
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Is that your final answer? Here in New York garbage men, bus drivers, taxi cab drivers, bus drivers, whoever, you know, people just yell it out to me. So that was a lot of fun.
Regis Philbin
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If the person at the wheel refuses to ask for directions, it is time for a new driver.
Jennifer Granholm
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It's not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver.
Morton Gould
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A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.
Henry Morgan
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I was equally in love with singing and acting from an early age.
Minnie Driver
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You do a James Bond film, you're being part of an anachronism, a tradition.
Minnie Driver
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Civility is only a passenger - not a driver - on the information superhighway.
Don Rittner
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But I love filmmaking - I'm not ashamed of that. You're sort of vilified if you say that in England.
Minnie Driver
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Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out.
David Alan Grier
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By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!
John Green
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A designated driver helps you party another day.
Unknown
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