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So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'
Tim Vine
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I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.
Tim Vine
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George of the Jungle is a cartoon. He's a guy who swings around on a vine all day. Are you not buying that?
Brendan Fraser
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When asked by an anthropologist what the Indians called America before the white man came, an Indian said simply, Ours.
Vine Deloria Jr
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Botanically speaking, tomatoes are the fruit of a vine, just as are cucumbers, squashes, beans and peas.
Horace Gray
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With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.
Tim Vine
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The fruit is rotten, the serpent's eyes shine, as he wraps around the vine. If you wanna get closer to him, get on your knees and start praying.
Genesis
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You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
Omar Khayyam
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I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
Tim Vine
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And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and said, Take this, and divide it among yourselves: / For I say unto you, I will not drink of the fruit of the vine, until the kingdom of God shall come.
Bible
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You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
Tim Vine
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Western civilization, unfortunately, does not link knowledge and morality but rather, it connects knowledge and power and makes them equivalent.
Vine Deloria Jr
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Im hearing the shit that you say through the g.... vine. But jealousy is just love and hate at the same time.
Drake
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To the eyes of a miser a guinea is more beautiful than the sun, and a bag worn with the use of money has more beautiful proportions than a vine filled with g....s.
William Blake
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My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you. I've got ones of Evel Knievel, Elvis and Starsky and Hutch, signed by David Soul.
Tim Vine
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The only time I really go on the internet is for recipes. My home page on my computer is bakerella.com. She makes these cupcake lollipops. Theyre unbelievable. I dont watch TV. But I do TiVo Food Network Challenge. I met one of the guys who was a cake decorator and I was so star-struck. I want to have a brunch place, a bakery, and a Southern restaurant because my familys from Georgia and then I want a place that is all-over-the-world cuisine. I take a cooking class everywhere I travel. I find its the best way to get to know a culture.
Blake Lively
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You should realize that the community with which you deal is not the one of 42nd Street and Broadway, or Hollywood and Vine. These are the crusts on the great American sandwich. The meat is in between.
Fulton J Sheen
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But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father's kingdom.
Bible
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Verily I say unto you, I will drink no more of the fruit of the vine, until that day that I drink it new in the kingdom of God.
Bible
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I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.
Tim Vine
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