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Poop And Farts Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Poop And Farts" sorted by relevance. 25 matching entries found.
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I totally miss all that stuff. Touring in a van, playing small shows, those end up being the coolest times. Sure, they were terrible at the time, and we slept on a lot of floors next to a lot of cat poop. But when you think about them, they were what brought everybody together. They were like adventures.
Pete Wentz
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Sometimes...my farts smell like peanut butter...But I don't eat peanut butter. Then why do they smell like that?!
Shane Dawson
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It having been a very cold night last night I had got some cold, and so in pain by wind, and a sure precursor of pain is sudden letting off farts, and when that stops, then my passages stop and my pain begins
Samuel Pepys
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Most men I know rely on women to do all the literal dirty work. Anything involving poop, vomit, or blood...always handled by women. Men don't understand basic bodily functions. They don't want to be bothered with it. But we bleed every month and we take care of babies, so we don't have any issues. I also end up killing all the bugs in my house. It's one of my favorite things to do: hunt spiders.
Elizabeth Banks
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I poop in the backyard. Well, we recycle. We have solar energy. I drive an electric car. I wear disposable diapers. I don't know. That's a lot. We try to set an example. Unfortunately, you have to have the means to be green. That's what has to change in this world. It should be cheaper to be green. I can afford to put solar energy in and I can afford to drive an electric car because I can also have a gas car if I need to drive more than eighty miles in a day. So that's too bad.
David Duchovny
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