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Sarcastic Surgeon Quotes & Sayings
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If I really got my ribs removed, I would have been busy sucking my own d..k on the wonder years instead of chasing winnie cooper. Besides, I wouldn't have sucked other people's d..ks on stage, either. I would have been sucking my own. Plus, who really has time to be killing puppies when you can be sucking your own d..k? I think I'm gonna call the surgeon in the morning.
Marilyn Manson
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If I like something on Facebook, it's most likely being sarcastic.
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It is as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
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If you have to ask if Im being sarcastic, the answer is yes.
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Those of you who think you know everything are annoying those of us who do.
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Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?
Rush Limbaugh
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90% of the time, I am being sarcastic and/or a smartass.
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I want to be taken seriously but I can't go like 5 minutes without joking or being sarcastic.
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I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
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You are not even beneath my contempt.
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Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.
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Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?
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I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
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I can be very dry and sarcastic.
Hayden Panettiere
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You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best.
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She's the first in her family born without tail.
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Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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Pardon me, but you're obviously mistaking me for someone who gives a damn.
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You grow on people, but so does cancer.
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