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Sarcastic Turning Forty Quotes & Sayings
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Having a sarcastic conversation with yourself when people are ignoring you.
Unknown
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You are not turning 60. You are just turning 20 for the third time. Happy Birthday!
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I don't want to have to say, Honey, you know, could you turn off the sports channel because I'm not a big sports fan, and I don't love the television being on just for the sake of turning on. I'd like turning on for some thing specific.
Lynn Redgrave
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So I won't let you close enough to hurt me. No, I won't ask you, you to just desert me. I cant give you, what you think you gave me. It's time to say goodbye to turning tables. To turning tables.
Adele
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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age.
Robert Benchley
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Mail your packages early so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Johnny Carson
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My lyrics are a big pile of contradictions. They're split between very sincere opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic opinions and feelings that I have, and sarcastic and hopeful, humorous rebuttles towards cliche, bohemian ideals that have been exhausted for years. I mean, I like to be passionate and sincere, but I also like to have fun and act like a dork... Geeks Unite.
Kurt Cobain
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When I feel sad I am turning to you for support. When I feel happy I am turning to you for sharing you are my partner and guide. And this day has give you to me Happy Anniversary My dear!
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God is making a way; a change is coming for me if I stand strong and believe there is no reason to doubt I know He is working it out. It's turning around for me; it wont always be like this; the Lord will perfect that concerning me; and sooner or later it will turn in my favor. Its turning around for me.
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When I was gone up into the mount to receive the tables of stone, even the tables of the covenant which the LORD made with you, then I abode in the mount forty days and forty nights, I neither did eat bread nor drink water: And the LORD delivered unto me two tables of stone written with the finger of God; and on them was written according to all the words, which the LORD spake with you in the mount out of the midst of the fire in the day of the assembly.
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Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
William Butler Yeats
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OPPOSITION, n. In politics the party that prevents the Government from running amuck by hamstringing it. The King of Ghargaroo, who had been abroad to study the science of government, appointed one hundred of his fattest subjects as members of a parliament to make laws for the collection of revenue. Forty of these he named the Party of Opposition and had his Prime Minister carefully instruct them in their duty of opposing every royal measure. Nevertheless, the first one that was submitted passed unanimously. Greatly displeased, the King vetoed it, informing the Opposition that if they did that again they would pay for their obstinacy with their heads. The entire forty promptly disemboweled themselves.
Ambrose Bierce
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The Berserkers have been with me for about forty years, and we're not done yet.
Fred Saberhagen
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One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
Will Rogers
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Never do less than forty miles before breakfast.
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And we never got the mule, let alone the forty acres.
Charles Evers
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Life begins at forty.
Walter B Pitkin
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Everyone should fail in a big way at least once before reaching forty.
Allen Neuharth
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For a woman, forty is torture, the end.
Grace Kelly
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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
Joan Rivers
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