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Short Hair Jokes Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Short Hair Jokes" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Dear Miley, I saw your curly hair, brown hair, black hair, blonde hair, short hair, and I promise to be here to see your white hair.
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I feel like myself with short hair. And it's been a really long time since I had long hair, five years. Of course, the only people who like it are gay men and my girlfriends. Straight men across the board are not into this hair! I cut it for the one straight man who has ever liked short hair and I wear it in memorial of somebody who really loved it.
Michelle Williams
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Cripple jokes are so mean, I can't stand them!
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This is the first time in my life I've had hair this short. It's always been down to my waist. I can't hide behind my hair any more.
Melissa Joan Hart
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I've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile.
David Allan Coe
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Qhen girls with short hair put extensions in and you can see obvious strands where their natural hair ends, what are you doing!?!?
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How do I feel about the jokes about my hair? It doesnt bother me, but I do feel I should be paid more money because my hair is another character! As people once asked for a Rachel from Friends haircut, perhaps theyll soon be asking for a Schuester!
Matthew Morrison
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I've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile.
David Allan Coe
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I've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile.
David Allan Coe
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I've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile.
David Allan Coe
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With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your hair, you have to color it that often. Every time I did it, I felt fraudulent.
Jamie Lee Curtis
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In 'Thor,' that was my own hair. I grew it out. But I have naturally curly, blonde hair, so I'll never look like that. By the time I got to 'The Avengers,' I had come off two other films, which required me to have it very short. So I dyed it again and it was long enough to use a part of my hairline.
Tom Hiddleston
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Like when I had long hair, you kind of got male attention from everything. But when you had short hair, it was a different kind of man that was attracted to you or I found coming up.
Ashley Scott
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Well our hair is great. Our hair is better than most peoples hair. My hair is better than anyones. Thats the only reason we started the band. Cuz like I cant sing at all but their all like Look at his hair look at his hair! Look but dont touch. I said that to them. I said it straight away, look but dont touch. I had to keep spanking hands, it was dreadful. But in the end they learned the rules that I go by. And now were selling thousands of records.
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They say that life is too short, I just wonder who took the measurements.
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Everyone, My hair is better then fu..ing anyones! My hair is the reason we started the band, cause I couldnt sing, and they were like, well just look at his hair! and I was like, fine, you can look. but you cant touch.
Oliver Sykes
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There was this thing written that I had gone into a candle store, and my hair went up in flames because of all the hair spray. First of all, I never have hair spray in my hair, and I've never even heard of this store, and my hair has never been burned.
Nicolette Sheridan
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life's too short to have everything perfect. Let your hair out, go wild, be free, and who gives a damn what people think about you...live life!!
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Sometimes people get passionate about the obscure jokes.
Martin Short
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