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Sometimes You Just Have To Pee In The Siduous Quotes & Sayings
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E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks water for a week prior.
Morgan Webb
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Vince is the funniest person I've ever worked with in my entire life. There were days when we were shooting things, I would laugh so hard it would ruin the take, and I was afraid I was going to pee on myself, it was so funny.
Reese Witherspoon
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There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
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Lying in bed in the middle of the night trying to decide if its worth it to get up and pee or if you can hold it in until the morning.
Unknown
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There are three types of men; those who learn by reading, those who learn by watching, and those who pee on the electric fence.
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Things people say when a movie finishes in the theaters: 5% Awesome movie. 5% that was great acting. 90% I gotta pee!
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Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet's, pee on your owner.
Gary Smith
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Why did they do it? Beats the hell out of me. I was just a scared kid from Kentucky, and these guys had been up in the majors for a while. I guess it was because I was just such a helluva nice kid - if you'll accept that.
Pee Wee Reese
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I was not a big drug person. I couldn't smoke pot because it made me so paranoid that I couldn't tell if I had to pee or I was really cold, so I just didn't enjoy it.
Pamela Anderson
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You bordo like Enrique, Im toupee, Im three-pee. Im looking like Imma sweep stakes but I treat ya girl like a cheap skate. Cause I need a crib, a big estate.
Big Sean
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My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy for a few weeks. So now I have to sit down when I pee.
Unknown
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People who drink light beer don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
Unknown
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I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush.
Snooki
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My view is quite simple. When your dog pees on the carpet, you do not give away your dog. You say, This dog is special. I have to teach him not to pee on the carpet. I feel exactly the same way about men. They need to be taught things.
Jacqueline Bisset
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I used to tell Jackie (Robinson) sometimes when they were throwing at him, 'Jackie, they aren't throwing at you because you are black. They are throwing at you because they don't like you.
Pee Wee Reese
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In front Of The Corner Store Under The Canopy, Chick Wanna Stand Wit Me She Gotta Drink A Can Of Pee, Thts A Pineapple Soda, Ths A Pineapple Rover, Dnt Sit On The Hood Time After Time I Done Told Yah.
Camron
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A true friend can make you laugh until you pee, but a best friend will continue laughing at you until she does too.
Unknown
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I had only played five games in my senior year in high school. I was not large enough. Hell, when I graduated, I was about five foot four and weighed 120 pounds. I didn't go with the Dodgers until spring training of 1940 and I weighed all of 155 pounds soaking wet.
Pee Wee Reese
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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When I was younger, I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms. Would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose. Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended. Had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once. Poured soda into the cap and acting like I were taking shots. The hardest decision was choosing which Ni ntendo game to play. Waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they're taking too long to come out or you had to pee. Faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed. Used to think that the moon followed my car. Watching two drops of rain roll down window and pretending it was a race. Went on the computer just to use Paint. The only 'fake' friends I had were invisible ones. I used to sing in the shower. Swallowed a fruit seed I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy. Getting a bruised knees heals better than a broken heart. Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow up... what the hell were we thinking?
Mahmoud El Hallab
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