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Funny Quotes About Pregnancy
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23 Funny quotes tagged with Pregnancy.
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Sorry in advance for my multitude of verbal gaffes about your pregnancy weight gain.
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Being on birth control means I can stop worrying about an unplanned pregnancy and focus entirely on worrying about achieving an orgasm.
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Glad to hear your weight gain was due to pregnancy and not depression.
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I would like to be on the list of suspects during your next pregnancy scare.
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I'll bet you one unplanned pregnancy that you are secretly pro-choice.
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I'm saving all of your Facebook pregnancy updates to one day give to your child to one day give to a psychologist.
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Sorry your freshman 15 turned out to be an unwanted pregnancy.
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I was almost hoping that the pregnancy test I took would show up positive so there would be an explanation for my recent weight gain.
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There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.
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When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had sex?'
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Teen pregnancy in the 90's: 'Damn, my life is OVER!' Teen pregnancy today: 'MTV here I come!'
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Why is everyone congratulating me on my sister-in-law being pregnant? I had nothing to do with it!
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If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Families with babies, and families without babies are sorry for each other.
Ed Howe
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My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant.
Stephen Wright
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There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
James Baldwin
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The worst feature of a new baby is its mothers singing.
Kin Hubbard
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People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
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Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it...
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