Funny Quotes about Clothes


Total: 24 Quotes
GreenMonk
 Nikhil Saluja quotes  | added by: GreenMonk
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Suggest Revision: Did you hear about the new reversible jackets? I can't wait to see how they turn out.
 
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Suggest Revision: 1st month of school: look nice and dress up. Rest of the school year: Rocking the homelss grandma look.
 
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Suggest Revision: How to put on Jeans: 1. Grab belt loops 2. Jump around like a bunny 3. Twerk for a few minutes 4. Lunge left 5. Lunge right.
 
GabbieHenderson
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Suggest Revision: I hate when I'm wearing my Apple Bottom jeans and I can't find my boots with the furrrr.
 
dannyx
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Suggest Revision: If a bra is called an 'Over the shoulder bolder holder,' then would you call men's underwear 'Under the butt nut hut?'
 
airlynncygen
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Suggest Revision: Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
 
luv_jess
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Suggest Revision: Why I wear thick socks: 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
 
TheRealTactics
 Seth Rogen quotes  | added by: TheRealTactics
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Suggest Revision: Please don't wear skinny jeans, if you don't have any skinny genes.
 
Rico
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Suggest Revision: 'I have enough clothes and shoes I never need to go shopping again...' Said no girl ever.
 
pinklips
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Suggest Revision: When you're putting on jeans with holes and your foot goes through the hole.
 
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Clothes make a man. When Adam and Eve were in Eden gardens, they were not in need of clothes but when all the evil thoughts and ideas came into the minds of man, they needed clothes. Thus, it is clear that clothes are functional in hiding the flaws of people as is evident from celebrities and high society people coming well dressed in expensive clothes. The more the cost, the more flaws they hide. But a poor man is not bothered about the quality of clothes and neither is he bothered about any bad thoughts and misdoings getting into his mind. It would suffice to wear clothes that are necessary to walk around as a decent citizen and have a good mind with healthy thoughts. Quotes on clothes are an eye opener to the various forms and acts of man and their behavior and are suitable to be sent to friends or others which are thought provoking.
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