Sarcastic Quotes about Facebook


Total: 35 Quotes
ritusagoo
 Ritu Ghatourey quotes  | added by: ritusagoo
 Funny quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Greed quotes 
Suggest Revision: Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone. It's an iPhone.
 
lskubisz
 Unknown quotes  | added by: lskubisz
 Sarcastic quotes   Clever Facebook Status quotes   Facebook quotes 
Suggest Revision: Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
 
courts95
 Unknown quotes  | added by: courts95
 Sarcastic quotes   Life quotes   Witty Facebook Status quotes   Life Is Too Short quotes 
Suggest Revision: When people say life is short. What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
 
ted
 Unknown quotes  | added by: ted
 Witty Facebook Status quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Pornography quotes   Internet quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Why do porn sites have a 'Share to Facebook' button? Who watches porn and thinks, 'You know who'd really enjoy this? My family and friends.'
 
nishah1917
 Hussein Nishah quotes  | added by: nishah1917
 Being Fed Up quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Facebook quotes   Irony quotes 
Suggest Revision: I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
 
Rico
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Rico
 Facebook Status quotes   Network Television quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Television quotes   Keeping It Real quotes 
Suggest Revision: When the 'M' of MTV was for music & not for maternity...Those were the days.
 
james_johnson
 Unknown quotes  | added by: james_johnson
 Clever Facebook Status quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Sex quotes   Absence quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: My sex life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari.
 
DopeySwaggz
 Unknown quotes  | added by: DopeySwaggz
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Drama Queen quotes   Celebrity quotes   Musicians quotes   Humor quotes 
Suggest Revision: Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
 
valdovinos1015
 Unknown quotes  | added by: valdovinos1015
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Being Fat quotes   Sarcastic quotes   Jokes quotes 
Suggest Revision: Please GOD if you cant make me slim, make my friends fat.
 
Anahitaparsa
 Unknown quotes  | added by: Anahitaparsa
 Funny Facebook Status quotes   Kids quotes   Relationships quotes   Sarcastic quotes 
Suggest Revision: Dear 11 year old on Facebook with 'It's complicated.' Seriously????? What did he do??? Steal your animal crackers??
 
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