I'd Hate To Be A Teetotaler. Imagine Getting Up In The Morning And Knowing That's As Good As You're Going To Feel All Day. - SearchQuotes

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I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Dean Martin

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