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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

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