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Suggest Revision: No matter how old I get, I'm still gonna mentally sing the ABC's to see which letter comes next.
  
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Suggest Revision: Pregnancy tests should read: You're Screwed! or Keep Screwing.
  
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Suggest Revision: Dear MTV, I'm a teen virgin. Where's my show?
  
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when you hold the door open for someone then suddenly everybody in the building decides to go out.
  
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Suggest Revision: Thank goodness pets cant talk, they all know too much.
  
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Suggest Revision: Cuddle season is over. It's 'Get the hell away from me, it's hot as f*ck.' weather now...
  
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Suggest Revision: I wish fire trucks and ambulances played, 'Move bitch! Get out the way!' instead of using sirens.
  
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Suggest Revision: Friends are like bum cheeks, shit comes between them but they always stick together.
  
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Suggest Revision: Dear McDonald's, Thank you for not selling hot dogs. I don't think I could order a McWiener with a straight face.
  
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Suggest Revision: That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.
  
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Face book provides all its users with a platform to speak their mind. Face book users can share their thoughts, views and opinions with other members, whom they have added as their friend. The best part about face book status is it can vary as per the mood of the face book user. He or she can express his or her joy, happiness, grief, sorrow or any kind of feeling or emotion that is currently being felt. Face book status is just a means by which all the face book users indicate their “Status Quo” or their present state of affairs to all their friends and connected users. In the words of Ronald Reagan, “Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in'.” Face book status is one attractive feature of face book. If any friend likes your face book status, then he or she can express his appreciation for the status by using the “like option”.
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