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Suggest Revision: Good news. President Bush is creating thousands of new jobs. Unfortunately, all of them are at the White House.
 
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Suggest Revision: Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia.
 
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Suggest Revision: President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.
 
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Suggest Revision: Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner.
 
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Suggest Revision: The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.
 
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Suggest Revision: CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.
 
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Suggest Revision: According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.
 
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Suggest Revision: Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.
 
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Suggest Revision: The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up.
 
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