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Lenny Bruce Quotes & Sayings
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26 entries tagged including 16 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
Lenny Bruce Topics
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
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The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no what should be, there is only what is.
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If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
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Communism is like one big phone company.
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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
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When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
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There are never enough I Love You's.
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The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds.
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The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
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The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
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The what should be never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no what should be, there is only what is.
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Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.
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Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.
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In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.
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If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.
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I'll die young, but it's like kissing God.
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I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up.
Lenny Bruce
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I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park there's nothing else to do.
Lenny Bruce
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Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.
Lenny Bruce
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