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Steven Wright Quotes & Sayings
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107 entries tagged including 27 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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