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Suggest Revision: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
 
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Suggest Revision: I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
 
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Suggest Revision: A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
 
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Suggest Revision: A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
 
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Suggest Revision: So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me Can you give me a lift? I said Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
 
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Suggest Revision: A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
 
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Suggest Revision: I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.
 
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