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Annoying Short Height Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I was told I would never make it because I'm too short. Well, I'm still too short. It doesn't matter what your height is, it's what's in your heart.
Kirby Puckett
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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I don't believe that you can be too short as a quarterback. It's not about height.
Drew Brees
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I mean, first and foremost were just trying to make the best product we can and the internet becomes sort of a secondary thing. If a certain joke or scene picks up on the internet and takes off thats great. Although we never want someone to just get one scene or joke out of context. But sometimes well do a little short video or something for the internet hoping that that goes around just to stir up a little buzz for the show. But you know the internet is just a nice bonus to getting the show out.
Charlie Day
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The one noticeable similarity with almost all serial killer victims is their short height and low weight.
Pat Brown
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I don't know why, but everybody thinks that I'm short. When they see me for the first time, women are always surprised to be obliged to raise their head. - on her height.
Mariah Carey
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That which seems the height of absurdity in one generation often becomes the height of wisdom in another.
Adlai E Stevenson
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
Unknown
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
Unknown
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A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.
Zach Manal
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Senator Douglas was very small, not over four and a half feet height, and there was a noticeable disproportion between the long trunk of his body and his short legs. His chest was broad and indicated great strength of lungs.
Henry Villard
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Funny how the annoying things people do are less annoying when you do them...
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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
Jack Handey
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I was going to make a gay joke...butt f*ck it...
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I don't like boys. They're kind of annoying.
Michelle Wie
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If you are what you eat, then clearly you've had 2 heaping bowls of annoying today.
Unknown
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That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds.
Unknown
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Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.
Moliere
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Commitments are one of the worst things to have in the music business. They're very annoying.
Neil Young
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When you've heard every short people joke possible, but people tell you them anyways.
Unknown
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