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Dead Mom Bday Quotes & Sayings
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That was five billion years ago. So she's dead now. Five billion years later, my mom's dead.
Rose Tyler
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I'm dead. I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I died, I'm dead. -Marlin
Finding Nemo
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I never know what to do with bday cards I have a box of them from over the years.
Audrina Patridge
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I was watching TV one day, and it was just like some commercial with a kid my age, and I was like, 'Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!' and she came running in, and I was like, 'I wanna do that! I wanna be on TV!'
Victoria Justice
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Its funny how I can tell what kind of a person someone is by what club they choose to celebrate their bday at.
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You're older today than yesterday but younger than tomorrow, Happy Bday!
Unknown
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've sick mom, With a fu..ed dad. Dealing with your lies. Dead bodies everywhere.
Korn
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You know you're a mother when the smallest wimper from your child can wake you from a dead sleep.
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My mom told me when I was younger that when you jack off all of your dead relatives are watching. But then I figured who were they going to tell.
Robert Schimmel
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MOM turned upside down spells WOW! Mom you were the best!
Rick Sutter
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
Unknown
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Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot.
Ashley Scott
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'Mom I cant find it.' 'If I go up there and find it you're dead.' 'FOUND IT!'
Unknown
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My mom and I were in New York for the summer and I modeled for Ford. One time, I would not stop talking at the photo shoot so someone there said to my mom 'I think you have her in front of the wrong camera. You should go meet these people'. My mom had no idea what she was getting into and I got my first commercial.
Taylor Momsen
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You deserve everybodys honor for being such an inspirational and full of wisdom personality. Happy 80th Bday!
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I want to be a loving mom. I want to be a mom who listens. I want to be a cool mom. I just want to have a great relationship with my child and have a great family dynamic.
Tori Spelling
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The moment you give up your principles, and your values, you are dead, your culture is dead, your civilization is dead. Period.
Oriana Fallaci
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Dead battles, like dead generals, hold the military mind in their dead grip.
Barbara Tuchman
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My mom thinks WTF means wow that's fantastic...Today I texted her: Mom I got an A on my English test...my Mom said: WTF see you at dinner.
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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.
Bad Religion
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