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Dwayne The Bartender Quotes & Sayings
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Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bi...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets! -Dwayne the Bartender
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I was just standing around and suddenly I was cast as an extra. I hated it because I was so shy.
Dwayne Hickman Dwayne Hickman
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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to al my haters, u al r my motivaters.
Dwayne Toney
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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
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You can never spend enough time with children.
Dwayne Hickman
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I never knew what a reporter looked like.
Dwayne Andreas
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Did somebody dream there is some way that the government doesn't need us?
Dwayne Andreas
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What in the hell would they do with the farm program without us?
Dwayne Andreas
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Children should enjoy the few years they have just being a kid.
Dwayne Hickman
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If you had ever heard my album you would know that I could never consider the music business!
Dwayne Hickman
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Dobie was so well written and so ahead of its time.
Dwayne Hickman
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You're going to be embarrassed when you realize I'm Wilmer Valderama. -Ben Stone [to bartender]
Knocked Up (The Movie)
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By the time a bartender knows what drink a man will have before he orders, there is little else about him worth knowing.
Don Marquis
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We're the biggest food and agriculture company in the world.
Dwayne Andreas
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The only place you see a free market is in the speeches of politicians.
Dwayne Andreas
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Anorexia was there for me before I got into modeling, but because of the arena and the demands, the disease really got out of control for me. It's like being an alcoholic and going and being a bartender.
Carre Otis
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I toured Ontario in the winter of '48, in a touring company of The Drunkard, in which I played the bartender.
Jonathan Frid
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I have often been told that I have many of the same mannerisms as Jack Benny and certainly Bob cu.mings.
Dwayne Hickman
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