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Ellen Degeneres Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.
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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others.
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Just go up to somebody on the street and say You're it! and then run away.
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I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.
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I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off.
Ellen DeGeneres
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
Ellen DeGeneres
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
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I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for Ohhh my God, you're thin.
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What would bug a guy from the Taliban more than seeing a gay woman in a suit surrounded by Jews?
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is
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I just like observing people, it's something I've done ever since I was a kid, and I got really good at it. That's a big part of why I became a comedian. My audience is filled with every kind of person you can imagine, and I love that.
Ellen DeGeneres
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Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.
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Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.
Ellen DeGeneres
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It's not being marketed as a gay show by a gay person. It's just Ellen DeGeneres.
Kyan Douglas
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In the 80's we had high, high, waisted pants, that if they came up any higher they'd have to go up another size, if you know what I mean.
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