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Erick Cartman Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Erick Cartman" sorted by relevance. 43 matching entries found.
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If you dont like change, you are going to like irrelevance even less.
General Erick Shineki
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MomKitty is being a dildo.
Eric Cartman
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How would you like to suck my balls?
Eric Cartman
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Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
South Park
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Respect My Authority!
Eric Cartman
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Im just saying youre just a little wuss, thats all.
Eric Cartman
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A bunch of fat old skanks on their periods
Eric Cartman
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Why is it that everything today has to do with things either going in or coming out of my ass?
Eric Cartman
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Alright. Look. I didnt want to have to say this, but I think maybe were not seeing heaven because one of us doesnt believe in it enough.
Eric Cartman
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Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
South Park
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Heaven could be like the pixie fairies of Bubblegum Forest. You only see them if you really believe in them.
Eric Cartman
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Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
South Park
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Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!
Erick S Gray
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Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Eric Cartman
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Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
Eric Cartman
20 Likes
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Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
South Park
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Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
South Park
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Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman
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Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pu... prick.
Eric Cartman
13 Likes
Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Eric Cartman
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