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Erick Cartman Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Erick Cartman" sorted by relevance. 43 matching entries found.
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Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
Eric Cartman
26 Likes
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Eric Cartman
22 Likes
Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Eric Cartman
32 Likes
You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
Eric Cartman
28 Likes
Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric Cartman
48 Likes
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Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack whor.. magazine! - Kyle Broflovski
South Park
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No, they dont, you jealous weakling. Passing Man: God damn, thats a big fat ass.
Eric Cartman
10 Likes
You so much as TOUCH kittys ass, and Ill put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Eric Cartman
16 Likes
It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
Trey Parker
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Eric Cartman
24 Likes
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Eric Cartman
19 Likes
No, that's wrong, Cartman. But don't worry, there are no stupid answers, just stupid people. - Mr. Garrison
South Park
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
29 Likes
I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
38 Likes
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The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Eric Cartman
15 Likes
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It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any scene, it works.
Trey Parker
2 Likes
Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman
51 Likes
Obligation quotes
I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
34 Likes
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
14 Likes
Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
Eric Cartman
21 Likes
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