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Fat Beer Belly Quotes & Sayings
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Ricky Hatton ain't nothing but a fat man. I'm going to punch him in his beer belly when I see him.
Floyd Mayweather
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Your mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo.
Unknown
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Gerard Way
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I have a beer belly.
Christy Turlington
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Cause you got thick legs and a little butt don't mean you thick cause if you got a belly to go with it, you not thick. Its a difference being fat an thick.
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Johnny Depp
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Oh, don't you leave me here but if you must go anyhow. Just leave a dime for beer.
Lead Belly
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Chicken fat, beef fat, fish fat, fried foods - these are the foods that fuel our fat genes by giving them raw materials for building body fat.
Neal Barnard
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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You can be fat and love yourself. You can be fat and have a great damn personality. You can be fat and sew your own clothes. But you can't be fat and healthy.
Susan Powter
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
Bill Lee
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I have belly fat like everybody else, and I don't want to be airbrushed on the cover of a magazine. I don't want someone to swap out my stomach with a supermodel's. I don't want dirty old men looking at me in my underwear.
Amanda Seyfried
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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I never had huge ambitions...never. I was fat. I didn't know any fat famous actresses. I just did not see myself in that world at all, and I'm being very sincere. You know, once a fat kid, always a fat kid. And I still sort of have that. I often look at women who wear great jeans and high heels and nice little T-shirts wandering around the city and I think, I should make more of an effort.
Kate Winslet
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr
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