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 Ellen DeGeneres quotes 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
 Sam Ewing quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
 Ellen DeGeneres quotes 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
 Robert Paul quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
 Garrison Keillor quotes 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
 Will Rogers quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
 
 Jimi Hendrix quotes 
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Suggest Revision: It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
 
 Issac Asimov quotes 
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Suggest Revision: The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...�
 
 George Burns quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
 
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Suggest Revision: Joan Collins unfortunately can't be with us tonight. She's busy attending the birth of her next husband.
 
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