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Funny Desperate Quotes & Sayings
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Marriage is like a public toilet. Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & those inside are desperate to come out...
Unknown
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Desperate affairs require desperate measures.
Horatio Nelson
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Grace, desperate times call for desperate measures. It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!
Unknown
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There are no desperate situations, there are only desperate people.
Heinz Guderian
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Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Henry David Thoreau
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Why should we be in such desperate haste to succeed, and in such desperate enterprises? If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.
Henry David Thoreau
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All the girls that wrote comments on this page are desperate as hell. ps, this doesn`t apply to the girls who posted that are not desperate.
Soulja Boy
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My interest in desperation lies only in that sometimes I find myself having become desperate. Very seldom do I start out that way. I can see of course that, in the abstract, thinking and all activity is rather desperate.
Willem De Kooning
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
Michel De Montaigne
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What is it like being single? I like it. I like starting each day with a sense of possibility. And I'm optimistic because everyday I get a little more desperate, and desperate situations yield the quickest results.
Michael Scott (The Office)
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Anyone desperate enough for suicide...should be desperate enough to go to creative extremes to solve problems: elope at midnight, stow away on the boat to New Zealand and start over, do what they always wanted to do but were afraid to try.
Richard Bach
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I had gotten to a place where I truly believed everything I was called: 'not s..y,' 'not funny,' 'too intense,' desperate.' All those labels they gave me, I took them because there wasn't a trace of my true self left.
Naomi Watts
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Single and ready to mingle? That's just another way to say I'm desperate and will take anyone in a way that rhymes.
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I hate when people do that desperate act just for attention.
Robert Escalate
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I love the script and I just thought it was a great role. Like I say, it's like this - the script is like this sad, funny, desperate love song to the lost American man.
Oliver Platt
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The only people who are desperate to go on the show are people we're desperate not to have on the show.
Graham Norton
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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you look desperate.
You Me At Six
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