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The joy of engineering is to find a straight line on a double logarithmic diagram.
Thomas Koenig
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Engineering...to define rudely but not inaptly, is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Arthur Mellen Wellington
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The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
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Software Engineering might be science; but that's not what I do. I'm a hacker, not an engineer.
Jamie Zawinski
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Piecemeal social engineering resembles physical engineering in regarding the ends as beyond the province of technology.
Karl Popper
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You see, my ambition was not to confound the engineering world but simply to create a beautiful piece of art.
Kit Williams
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There is no one area of chemical engineering that specifically helped me in my career as an astronaut, it was more the general education in engineering. Also, it was a very difficult and rigorous course. So, it made me strong and resourceful.
Leroy Chiao
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An engineer is someone who washes his hands before going to the toilet.
Anon
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From here, it becomes an engineering problem; the engineer considers the ground motion that will occur and evaluates the requirements of the proposed structure in the light of the local foundation conditions.
Charles Francis Richter
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An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
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One man's magic is another man's engineering. Supernatural is a null word.
Robert A Heinlein
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A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
Phillip Johnson-Laird
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I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les Dawson
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Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
John Prebble
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Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Oscar Wilde
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Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.
William Blake
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It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.
Regina King
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