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Funny George Washingtoneorge Washington Quotes & Sayings
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My first wish is to see this plague of mankind, war, banished from the earth.
George Washington George Washington
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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
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The name of American, which belongs to you, in your national capacity, must always exalt the just pride of Patriotism.... It should be the highest ambition of every American to extend his views beyond himself, and to bear in mind that his conduct will not only affect himself, his country, and his immediate posterity; but that its influence may be co-extensive with the world, and stamp political happiness or misery on ages yet unborn. --George Washington
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When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.
George Washington Carver
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When I was young, I said to God, 'God, tell me the mystery of the universe.' But God answered, 'That knowledge is for me alone.' So I said, 'God, tell me the mystery of the peanut.' Then God said, 'Well George, that's more nearly your size.' And he told me.
George Washington Carver
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My mother was born in your state, Mr. Walter, and my mother was a Quaker, and my ancestors in the time of Washington baked bread for George Washington's troops when they crossed the Delaware, and my own father was a slave.
Paul Robeson
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From George Washington to George W. Bush, presidents have invoked God's name in the performance of their official duties.
Linda Chavez
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That first week, I also went to Washington. That was really tough. I sympathize with those Washington figures who have to face 40 Times Washington bureau reporters. They ask hard questions and they're relentless. And they were quite suspicious and quite dubious about me.
Daniel Okrent
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It is better to be alone than in bad company.
George Washington
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It is far better to be alone, than to be in bad company.
George Washington
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All I am I owe to my mother.
George Washington
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If you love it enough, anything will talk with you.
George Washington Carver
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Where there is no vision, there is no hope.
George Washington Carver
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The Constitution is the guide which I never will abandon.
George Washington
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Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.
George Washington
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No individual has any right to come into the world and go out of it without leaving something behind.
George Washington Carver
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It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.
George Washington
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Mankind, when left to themselves, are unfit for their own government.
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When we assumed the Soldier, we did not lay aside the Citizen.
George Washington
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