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Suggest Revision: Few things are more disappointing than a hot new coworker who is wearing a wedding ring.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't feel bad about online shopping at work. It's the only place where I can spend money WHILE I make it.
 
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Suggest Revision: The only difference between Hell and where I work is the fluorescent lighting.
 
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Suggest Revision: I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday!
 
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Suggest Revision: I only come into work to earn more time off...
 
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Suggest Revision: I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
 
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Suggest Revision: People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
 
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Suggest Revision: The golden rule of work is that the bosses jokes are ALWAYS funny.
 
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