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Funny Intelligent Quotes & Sayings
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People generally treat me like I'm very intelligent and really, I'm much less intelligent than she is. Scully is insanely intelligent.
Gillian Anderson
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People generally treat me like I'm very intelligent and really, I'm much less intelligent than she is. Scully is insanely intelligent.
Gillian Anderson
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Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?
Unknown
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I'd rather be called 'Sleazy' than to be identified as intelligent.
Phil Donahue
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not.
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If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.
Amber Valletta
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Because, I figured that, because I was a successful man, I was wealthy, I was, you know, seemingly intelligent - even that I am not intelligent enough to ask for help.
Elton John
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I want to work with intelligent people and look for scripts that I think are intelligent and surprising.
Adam Brody
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I spent my whole life figuring out how to get out of work. I would say I was intelligent, but intelligent in a very surreptitious, invisible way.
Bruce Davison
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Just because we are intelligent doesn't mean we have to act like it!
Rock Cowles
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Scream was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.
Neve Campbell
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
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Shark Week is a great reminder there are fast-swimming creatures more intelligent than Ryan Lochte.
Unknown
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Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.
Stephen Fry
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The woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
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The difference between stupid and intelligent people - and this is true whether or not they are well-educated - is that intelligent people can handle subtlety.
Neal Stephenson
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A woman who thinks she is intelligent demands the same rights as man. An intelligent woman gives up.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette
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Here is the secret of inspiration: Tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you
William Feather
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Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
Unknown
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