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Funny Lizard Lick Towingeam Player Quotes & Sayings
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Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
Marsha Warfield
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They work in secrecy. I can't get any information. You can't find out anything until they get out to the floor. And it's hard to lick em at that stage. They're a closed corporation. When they stick together, you can't lick em on the floor.
John William McCormack
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Don't bother putting your hand over my mouth to shut me up. I will lick you.
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If you have a shitty job, you probably shouldn't lick your fingers at lunch time.
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When I get the record, all it will make me is the player with the most hits. I'm also the player with the most at bats and the most outs. I never said I was a greater player than Cobb.
Pete Rose
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Wanna get a lick of this lovin? G-g-g-get a lick of this lovin.
Dev
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Hansel: I guess you can dere-lick my balls cap-E-tan. Derek Zoolander: I can Dere-lick my own balls, thank you very much.
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Back off or the lizard gets it!
Ryan Stiles
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You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? "That's right." Okay I got one word to ask you, a one word question, ready? "Uh huh." Dinosaurs. You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fu..ing Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus...with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fu..ing lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend.
Bill Hicks
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My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? -Mulan
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Every coach comes to a point and looks at a veteran player ... Where is he in this world? Where are we going to be six months from now? Where will we be one year from now? If the veteran player is definitely superior and gives you a better chance to win, that's when the real conflict comes. If you think a month from now or six weeks from now or eight weeks from now this young player is going to be better than the veteran, then you have to bite the bullet.
Bill Parcells
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You've got to get out and pray to the sky to appreciate the sunshine; otherwise you're just a lizard standing there with the sun shining on you.
Ken Kesey
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People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.
Sheryl Crow
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I'm a bass player from way back and Paul is a guitar player and we've been in many bands.
Adam Jones
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You're a soccer player, not a basketball player. I was supposed to be your goal, not your rebound.
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In 1981, at age 31, I was voted the best player in basketball, and the most valuable player in the league.
Julius Erving
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It's always hard - if you're not the best player on your team, how can you be the best player in college?
Marcus Allen
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When you play against different people from all walks of life you can't do the same thing against every player defensively or offensively. You have to change up the way you go at a player.
Oscar Robertson
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I always felt as a horn player, a jam session wasn't satisfying enough for me. I should have been a rhythm section player, actually.
Lee Konitz
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I have gone from a player who thought he would spend his whole career with one organization to a player who's been with three organizations in a week. It's like rotisserie baseball.
Mike Piazza
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