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Funny Productive Quotes & Sayings
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I wish you were as productive as your rectum is.
Unknown
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Because capitalist society has expanded the productive forces so enormously, the social conditions under which it arose lag behind and become fetters holding back the further growth of productive forces.
Earl Browder
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Every citizen will be able, in his productive years when he is earning, to insure himself against the ravages of illness in his old age.
Lyndon B Johnson
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It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Age-based retirement arbitrarily severs productive persons from their livelihood, squanders their talents, scars their health, strains an already overburdened Social Security system, and drives many elderly people into poverty and despair. Ageism is as odious as racism and s..ism.
Norman Vincent Peale
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I live that life. Productive but still having fun while being the best.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Anybody you know that always has idle time, run away, such a person can never be productive.
Unknown
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Once you get into the habit of work, you can be more productive in the things you want to do.
Adrian Grenier
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I was very productive as a senator for my state.
Carol Moseley Braun
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Though I have no productive worth, I have a certain value as an indestructible quantity.
Alice James
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Are all these children yours? Gracious, you have been productive. -Bilbo
Lord Of The Rings
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Being dependable, on time and a productive worker is the best employment insurance there is.
Unknown
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Rise and shine start of a new week. Be productive and improve.
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Breaking old habits. Working hard to form productive ones.
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I actually wanna go back to school, I hate not keeping myself productive.
Unknown
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When everything on the internet is dead, and you're forced to do something productive.
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You know that you're learning from the past if you're productive on the present and you're seeing yourself successful in the near future.
Unknown
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