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Funny Swim Quotes & Sayings
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All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can't swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.
Roald Dahl
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I took a job at the pool in order to earn the five cents a day it cost to swim. I counted wet towels. As a bonus, I was allowed to swim during lunchtime.
Esther Williams
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What do you first do when you learn to swim? You make mistakes, do you not? And what happens? You make other mistakes, and when you have made all the mistakes you possibly can without drowning - and some of them many times over - what do you find? That you can swim? Well - life is just the same as learning to swim! Do not be afraid of making mistakes, for there is no other way of learning how to live!
Alfred Adler
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
Paula Poundstone
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What do you first do when you learn to swim? You make mistakes, do you not? And what happens? You make other mistakes, and when you have made all the mistakes you possibly can without drowning - and some of them many times over - what do you find? That you can swim? Well - life is just the same as learning to swim! Do not be afraid of making mistakes, for there is no other way of learning how to live!
Alfred Adler
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I can swim but Im not good in water. It depends on how close I am to shore. Im not a good swimmer. Ive got a family of good swimmers, all the kids. My brothers and two sisters are great swimmers but I could never swim.
Colin Farrell
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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Edsgar Dijkstra
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Its funny though, because after everything we have been through, you still up and leave with out a second thought. Left me, with tears running down my eyes. I swear I could have swim in the pool of my tears that night. You leaving me, I would have never picture. We were so good. One hell of a mixture. But karma's coming back to you. And while thats happening, I hope you think of me. And know how happy I am now.
Unknown
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You want to sink when you know you can swim.
Coldplay
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this is the bottom of the bottle saying swim or sink.
You Me At Six
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Whoa. What a swim. -Skuttle
The Little Mermaid
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Learn to swim. I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
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I am one of those who would rather sink with faith than swim without it.
Stanley Baldwin
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If the world was flat I'd probably swim off it.
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I hope you can swim, Goodnight.
James Bond
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I don't swim! That's like athletic.
Chloe Sevigny
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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So I'm learning to swim all over again. I have to believe that I can and I'll give you my heart all. Again and again and again.
Lalah Hathaway
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Just like learning to swim all over again. I have to believe that I can and I'll give you my heart all over again.
Lalah Hathaway
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