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Funny Teacher Stude Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Teacher Stude" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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The 2 rules of Judo training: 1) the teacher is always right and 2) when you think the teacher is wrong, refer to rule one.
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During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand so that the teacher cant see how stupid you are.
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I started to teach social science for the sixth grade. I wasn't a teacher, but I had enough college lessons. I was a temporary teacher for somebody who had a crack-up. When I went to that school I already was the fourth teacher. No school on TV is like that one. That was really funny. The teachers, after all, had nervous breakdowns because of the Sixth-graders.
Ed ONeill
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There are three good reasons to be a teacher - June, July, and August.
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You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
Jay Mohr
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
Minna Thomas Antrim
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I never did very well in mathI could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
Calvin Trillin
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
William Arthur Ward
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
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When my teacher gets pregnant? Normal people: 'Oh my God! Congratulations!' Me: 'My teacher had s..?'
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Substitute teacher: 'Does your normal teacher let you do that?' Students: 'Yeah...'
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Teacher: DO YOU WANNA SPEND LUNCH IN MY CLASS !? Student: Are You Asking Me Out?
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
William Arthur Ward
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Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.
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A teacher gives, a teacher shares, but most of all a teacher cares.
Ritu Ghatourey
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My grandmother was a teacher, my sister was a teacher, my daughter was a teacher and is now a superintendent in northern California, and my son-in-law is a high school principal. I am surrounded.
Loni Anderson
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Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: IM GETTING PAPER
Armin Ferizovic
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