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God Schmod I Want My Monkey Man Quotes & Sayings
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God Schmod, I want my Monkey man.
Bart Simpson
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I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.
The Rolling Stones
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The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards his ability to do this as a distinct merit
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
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Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey.
Malcolm De Chazal
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Monkey see monkey do, banana clips. Shoot at them ni...s, no camera glitch.
Lil Wayne
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Robert Benchley
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey
Mark Twain
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The true God is the unknown God to the natural man and also the unknowable God without His revelation in Christ. God is not only invisible to man's sight , but also to man's senses. In Christ is found a God who is near, who hears, who cares, who loves, and who saves. 'For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ' 'All things are delievered unto me of my Father: and no man knoweth the Son, but the Father; neither knoweth any man the Father, save the son, and he to whomsoever the Son will reveal him'
Eugene Reuweler
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A woman would be much better off if she could distinguish the difference between a man who flatters her and a man who compliments her, a man who spends money on her and a man who invests in her, a man who views her as property and a man who views her properly, a man who lusts after her and a man who loves her, a man who believes he is Gos's gift to women and a man who remembers a woman is God's gift to man. Know your worth for you are God's jewel.
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Having a fair skin nor having an expensive material things doesn't define you beautiful, but on how you carry yourself. Color is not really an issue, your personality defines who you are. Same as a monkey may wear silk but still he's a monkey! And please don't be too haughty, the people you discriminated may be the one who lift you up when youre crawling in the mud.
Fairy_thale
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God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.
Margot Kidder
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The bravest man may walk on fire. The wisest man may walk with prestige. The fearless man may walk where no steps have walked before. But it is the strongest man that walks knowing wherever his footsteps may lead him that God will be walking by his side.
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And man has actually invented God. And whats strange, what would be marvellous, is not that God should really exist; the marvel is that such an idea, the idea of the necessity of God, could enter the head of such a savage, vicious beast as man.
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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It is clear that he does not pray, who, far from uplifting himself to God, requires that God shall lower Himself to him, and who resorts to prayer not to stir the man in us to will what God wills, but only to persuade God to will what the man in us wills.
Thomas Aquinas
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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.
Mark Twain
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When we speak of knowing God, it must be understood with reference to man's limited powers of comprehension. God, as He really is, is far beyond man's imagination, let alone understanding. God has revealed only so much of Himself as our minds can conceive and the weakness of our nature can bear.
John Milton
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look back and thank GOD. Look forward and TRUST GOD. He closes door no man can open and He opens door no man can close...
Unknown
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God is everywhere but He is most manifest in man. So serve man as God. That is as good as worshipping God.
Ramakrishna
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