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Henry Youngman Quotes & Sayings
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24 entries tagged including 21 subtopics.
Last updated May 2024
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up they have no holidays.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
Henry Youngman
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henry Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henry Youngman
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henry Youngman
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henry Youngman
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.
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What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need; if I die by four O'clock.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henry Youngman
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
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