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Hilarious Sarcastic Clever Quotes & Sayings
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I put so much thought into your gift it's now too late to get it.
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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I'm flattered you actually think I can afford the things on your holiday wish list.
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I can't believe you're alone over the holidays considering how easy you are to get into bed.
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May you maintain the same fake enthusiasm for the holidays as North Koreans did for Kim Jong II.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Here's hoping Santa doesn't get killed using Apple Maps this Christmas.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just plane wrong.
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I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
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Sometimes on Facebook, I feel like I'm just talking to a wall.
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My s.. life is like a Ferrari...I don't have a Ferrari.
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Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn't see...& don't let your mouth speak what your heart doesn't feel.
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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I'm really sarcastic. Not Morgan Webb sarcastic. She's dry, 100%. I'm different from her.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.
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